What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But this is not

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I like God is love and lives within you.

This isn't going to, hurt.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I don't like religions.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Maybe leave out

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Deuteronomy 17

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

What did one boob say to the other boob

Bible.. Hm.?

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I don't like

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your going to be alright just relax

Lose lips shimk ships.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Innocent before proven guilty

You shall not bear false witness.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?